A little joke
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Heard this joke from my pastor today during christmas service.
A guy just lost all his cash buying Lehman stocks, then his job and finally his girlfriend. Feeling depressed, he went to the beach , contemplating suicide. As he strolled along, his foot hit something hard in the sand. As he grabbed his toe, he realised that he had hit a lamp. As he picked it up and rubbed it, loh and behold, a genie appeared!!
Genie: "....Yadda yadda yadda...I can grant u 3 wishes"
Guy: "I want to have lots of money!"
*Bing! A new bankbook appeared before him (with lots of cash to draw. Duh)*
Genie:"And ur second wish?"
Guy:" I want to be a CEO of a big company."
*Bing! He finds himself in Microsoft sitting in Bill Gates chair*
Genie:" Finally, ur last wish"
Guy:" I....want to be irresistable to women"
*The genie frowns very hard*
Genie:"Are u sure that's what u want?"
Guy:"Yes...yes...of course!"
*Bing! The guy turns into a box of chocolate. Hur hur....*
~In the silence...Im waiting to hear your voice~
